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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Actually, I think there IS too much homework, at too young an age, these days. A lot of the places scoring higher than us have much lighter homework loads.

bobbert's avatar

We are on a fucking knife edge.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, I could <i>spell</i> it, but I mixed it up with fucking Andorra on the geography, and I am embarrassed.

I blame Obama.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You know, I've yet to meet an American who can spell Colour correctly...

Lot_49's avatar

My kids are going to the Trust Fund Madrassa anyway, so why should I pay taxes for your little darlings? Stop being such a taker! Next thing you'll tell me you expect the fire department to come when you call them.

Lot_49's avatar

As usual, <i>The Onion</i> is prescient on <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/report-90-of-waking-hours-spent-staring-at-glowing,2747\/" target="_blank">this</a> .

Lot_49's avatar

The Jack Welch solution...just fire the bottom 25 percent.

Lot_49's avatar

Principal Poop agrees!

"Heavy on the thirty-weight, Mom!"

diogenez's avatar

I only drag this gem out because we will be dealing with fallout from NCLB and will be for years to come. Students arrive on campus prepared to do little besides take standardized tests - and nearly devoid of critical thinking skills.

Lot_49's avatar

We need capital punishment <i>and</i> corporal punishment to show our reverence for LIFE!

Lot_49's avatar

Between you and I, that might not be the case.

Shypixel's avatar

<em>Let’s sexplore what who is more smarter than us. </em>

Y'know... it's all this sexploration that is the problem.

How can our child learning in school if they are always doing sex on the snapchat?

schmannity's avatar

American kids getting more dumb proves that not all demographic trends are against the Republicans.

diogenez's avatar

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? George W. Bush

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We’re number 1</i>

On a scale of 1 to 10.