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Huh?

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Mommy recognized him for what he really is.

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Fucker Carlson = PUSSY, and I'll damn well say it to his fucked up ugly face.

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Fun! 🤣

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Is Little Lord Swansonboy on a secret mission to get Fox Noise turned off at every base in CONUS? Because, attacking the military and being detrimental to morale, good order, and discipline is how one accomplishes that objective.

Please proceed, Mr. Carlson.

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Roger, Roger.

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Don’t worry, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Cancun) is looking into this. He can’t compel hearings, of course, but with no fresh insurrections on the horizon to stoke, he’s going to require the commandant of the Marine Corps to explain why the Corps is being so mean that it hurt Tuckie’s feelings.That’s your senator, Texas — he’ll skip town in a heartbeat if his constituents are literally freezing to death, but he can get to the bottom of what’s really wrong in America — obscure Dr. Seuss titles and the ungodly suffering inflicted on Tucker Carlson.

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I think War Hero Senator Tammy Duckworth threatened to kick his ass too.

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John Oliver had a great deconstruction of Carlson on his last show (3-14). He has footage that, in less than half an hour, shows how TC figured out how to bring Pat Buchanan’s message of love, inclusion, and harmony to a nightly Fox show.

To me, though, the most revealing fact from Oliver’s show was that TC grew up in La Jolla, one of the two priciest communities in San Diego — it’s sort of the town where quaint went to die. It’s not surprising that TC would say that they never had racial disharmony where he grew up — as in the old south, about the only brown people he would have seen would be maids, gardeners, and janitors.

And so, having been born an inch from home plate and believing he hit a home run, he can’t understand what non-white folks have to complain about. Hey, weren’t they allowed to clean up after white people? They should be grateful for that!

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Hell, yeah! Bring up all those awesome women warriors from history as well.

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Thank you! I also love the name you made for the goofy-looking "Emperor Qin" wannabee in China ('Winnie the Pooh', 'Pooping', etc.).

I'm glad that even the Chinese citizens are getting fed up with this crap. Time to pick up where those young Tienniman Square protesters left off... in their memory.

Sure; The Chinese Govt. may do what it can to prevent it's citizens from knowing about the Tienniman Square massacre but plenty of of people who are alive today were alive then and they can just tell each other (some may have been protesters themselves who managed to survive and not get caught.

There's also many ways to overcome Internet blocks.

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I've come down to the conclusion that Carlson and Hannity are basically the same guy. These two bigoted dweebs with dark hair who are spouting White Supremacist wingnut crap.

Anyone else get that vibe that these two are interchangeable?

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It must be an awful thing to be so emasculated with a tiny wiener and even tinier brain to realize that these women are doing a job that you are shit scared to do Tucker.

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That might be the bear headline I've ever seen

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I met my sweetie when she and I were medics (clinical specialists, 91C) in the California Army National Guard, in 1977.

I did have some things I had to prove to myself in my midteens. But it never occurred to me to worry about what marshmallow wimps like Tucker thought about me. Do something to convince yourself, you spineless, enfeebled little Lord Fauntleroy, and you won't have to worry about strong women. They sure as hell don't worry about you, although some might take umbrage at your insults.

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Ta, Evan.

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