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Spurning Beer's avatar

Thank you, Dusty. It's good to know that my two degrees in religion are paying off.

I have been tinkering with the idea of marketing a sparkling sacramental wine called Soave Maria.

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chascates's avatar

Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are some of the few countries where religion still plays an important part in life. Thank heavens so many people here are pushing us towards those countries' types of societies.

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fuflans's avatar

i'm not technically a lapsed christian, i just get distracted by living.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

je suis nudite chez mon ordinateur. c'est meme, no?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thank God religion and zealotry are waning in America. What? ... oh. Thank God religion is waning in America.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

There's a sucker born again every minute.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's worshiptainment. Then step over to the Subway/Cinnabon to partake in the snackraments.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's probably what Mel kept saying to himself all the while he was editing the Passion of Mel Gibson.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I think I enjoy these 'religion is retarded' threads even more than the 'politics is retarded' ones. All the pleasure none of the guilt, or something.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yes, yes. The theater is quite nice also.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Which argues strongly FOR the right to bring your guns into your churches/coffee houses, for protection.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Oh, swell....another rallying cry for fundamentalists to "take the country back!"

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Praise the Lord and pass me the donuts.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Forget Christ in Christmas then....let's put Saturn back in Saturnalia.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Well yes, do you know how hard it is to find a dry-cleaner that's open on Sunday?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yeah, I'd be inclined to be happy about this poll, heathen that I am, but I know it's just a bunch of unemployed born-agains who think Obama is the Communist Kenyan Antichrist determined to kill all good (white) Christians in his FEMA deathcamps by declaring martial law due to the War on Christmas.

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