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bobbert's avatar

This. If anything does kill off humanity, it will be the baked-in tribalism.

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bobbert's avatar

And think W was a fabulous Preznit.

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Akira Bear's avatar

I think you're on to something. I think that level of rage makes them high.

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Gays in the closet, wimminz in the kitchen.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I thought that was brunch?

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m3bosha's avatar

This is the end.My only friend, the end.

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LaylaOhGee's avatar

That pic is just...perfect, in so many awful ways. A million up chevrons to you!

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blaid droog's avatar

reputedly the emperor Nero would have xtians dipped in oil and set aflame to light his garden at night. and xtians today think they are being persecuted. they haven't a clue.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

(Dinner with raccoons would not improve things.)

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Beats dinner with wingnuts. For one thing the conversation's better, and raccoons are WAY less judgemental. Especially if you're serving fish.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

But they have really awful table manners, rarely using the right fork for the fish.

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Akira Bear's avatar

OMG, there really is a war on raccoons.

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Niceguy Eddie's avatar

Can't hardly wait.

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IMHO

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's why I keep the assault weapons and rocket launchers IN the house.

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Strepsi's avatar

That's almost exactly what David Letterman called "real Hoosier Hospitality", which is why he's been repeatedly ripping Gov. Pence a new hole.

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BeckyLB's avatar

It's even better when you catch one who IS LGBT, and is doing their damndest to repress it. Those types are more than happy to tell you all about how they decided to go straight, and their daily struggles.

I love informing them that no, same sex attraction isn't a "thing" heteros deal with.

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