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Man, I want this as a bumper sticker.

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<i>"DRUG ADDICTS, EX-CONS, SEX OFFENDERS AND HOMELESS MONSTERS"</i>

Paradoxically, I live <i>with</i> someone who matches that description now. And by "with" I mean "me".

There's gonna be a lot of people being told to get off a lot of lawns.

And yet those same people could buy one of those houses. We need to add protective covenants to the deeds of all houses so only the "right" people are allowed to buy.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=rloidlFbi4w" target="_blank">There goes the neighborhood.</a>

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FSM forbid those with special needs have those needs <em>met</em>. Much safer to have them sleeping under a bridge with untreated psychopathy and growing resentment at society. What could possibly go wrong?

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