Americans are talking about what's happening! For example: "Men and women agreed that Jennifer Aniston is the most eligible single woman in the world, with 29 percent of the total votes. Halle Berry received 21 percent, while Elin Nordegren received 15 percent, followed by Betty White (11 percent), Lady Gaga (5 percent), and Elena Kagan (4 percent)." Uhh,
And if you want to bring the EU into it, he escaped!
OH NO THEY SHOOTN OUR DIRTS NOW?! IT IZ ONNN EYE-RANNERS!!
Jennifer Aniston is the most over-reported, uninteresting single woman in the world.
Betty White is available? Buttsex on the rise? This truly is a good time to be alive.
Actually, it was the Sarlacc at the Pit of Carkoon. /nerd