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We went to the moon, and found no cheese, even though we insisted on looking again seven or eight times. Then a space shuttle blew up, so we all said Fuck Space.

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Where's the accordian come in?

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Those "funny little carcinogenic particles from Japan" will be the next hot toy this year! Irradiate your friends! Mutate your dog! The buying frenzy will save Xmas, and just maybe the economy!

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We can put Rick Perry on primetime TV; that'll give him something to do now that he's abdicated or whatever.

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I'm unemployed, and I wanna pay less than G.fucking E.

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I thought Aquavit was an aftershave.

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The moon goes up, then it goes down. We don't have go to the moon. It will come to us. So sayeth Bill O;Reilly.

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i also just read that only 20% of americans have passports.

i bet that venn diagram has almost NO overlap with the above.

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small print: "Unicorns" may contain partially mutated horsemeat

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DECEMBER?!?!?! i thought is was october??!?!?! or 2012?!?!?

it would really be better if the wingnuts displayed some consistency.

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Bush II 2001: "Go shopping and buy a house."

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Other questions where <i>no</i> would poll above 20%:

<i> "Have you ever left the state you were born in?"

"Have you ever read a newspaper or watched an entire newscast?"

"Before this call, had you ever heard of the Washington Post?"</i>

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<i>a record 20 percent of Americans...said they have faith in “neither” party</i>

20% of americans think obama is muslim. 20% of americans identify with tea baggers. 20% of americans are birthers.

can we just stop polling that 20%?

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One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

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and the dow's falling again. in spite of what this means for my (pitiful) 401(k), i take some satisfaction from wall street's pain.

probably something to do with rick santelli.

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