American Icon America's top moral scold, Bill O'Reilly, is suing his ex-wife for $10 million, claiming she fraudulently misled the poor heartbroken teevee shouter into signing a separation agreement while she was boinking someone that was not Bill O'Reilly. It's just how women are, you know. O'Reilly's lawyers allege his ex-wife, Maureen McPhilmy, "knowingly made false misrepresentations" -- the worst kind of misrepresentations -- "and material omissions of existing fact to [O’Reilly] ... for the sole purpose of inducing [him] to agree to a consensual divorce and to obtain money and real property to finance an existing extra-marital relationship." Just look at this damning accusation!
Wow. Replying to a comment. Seventeen fucking days after it was posted. You're so intelligent. I wish that I could be as cool as you. Teach me to be a self-righteous ignorant shithead, just like you. Pretty please?
Also, accusing me of being a keyboard commando is the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black in human history. Well done, you're a hypocrite and a moron!
Why any sane (key word being "sane") women would marry this alcoholic sloth is beyond me. But she's free now. It's very telling when someone considers a Long Island patrol cop to be an upgrade to you...
Wow. Replying to a comment. Seventeen fucking days after it was posted. You're so intelligent. I wish that I could be as cool as you. Teach me to be a self-righteous ignorant shithead, just like you. Pretty please?
Also, accusing me of being a keyboard commando is the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black in human history. Well done, you're a hypocrite and a moron!
Why any sane (key word being "sane") women would marry this alcoholic sloth is beyond me. But she's free now. It's very telling when someone considers a Long Island patrol cop to be an upgrade to you...
Hey! Hey! Hey! All this talk about "fisting", gerbils and bath house rendezvous might attract the wrong crowd to this blog!
Long Guy Land patrol cops don't cum cheap, ya know!
His report from the Little Bighorn was to die for.
real property is real. .small hands big mouth
She needed the $10MM to finance a relationship? How expensive can it be to date a cop?
Falafel? I sure do every time I hear about Billo's latest escapades in dumbshittery
I think there might be . . . seventeen of them!
Alablamma's gub'nor, paying his mistress with campaign funds and buying off her husband with state funds?
STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!! Cheese and rice, he is a stupid dude.
Yeah, I think Mittens is the good one.
If you play it backward, you get your wife and dog back and the dents come out of your pickup truck.
Handcuffs and billy clubs don't grow on trees.
I love that clip. It really shows what a prick he is.
"horrible sin-wench"Another classic phrase from Wonkette. Brilliant!