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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Wow. Replying to a comment. Seventeen fucking days after it was posted. You're so intelligent. I wish that I could be as cool as you. Teach me to be a self-righteous ignorant shithead, just like you. Pretty please?

Also, accusing me of being a keyboard commando is the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black in human history. Well done, you're a hypocrite and a moron!

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dollarbill4life's avatar

Why any sane (key word being "sane") women would marry this alcoholic sloth is beyond me. But she's free now. It's very telling when someone considers a Long Island patrol cop to be an upgrade to you...

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dollarbill4life's avatar

Hey! Hey! Hey! All this talk about "fisting", gerbils and bath house rendezvous might attract the wrong crowd to this blog!

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dollarbill4life's avatar

Long Guy Land patrol cops don't cum cheap, ya know!

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Querolous's avatar

His report from the Little Bighorn was to die for.

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rocktonsam's avatar

real property is real. .small hands big mouth

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She needed the $10MM to finance a relationship? How expensive can it be to date a cop?

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CATMAN's avatar

Falafel? I sure do every time I hear about Billo's latest escapades in dumbshittery

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think there might be . . . seventeen of them!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Alablamma's gub'nor, paying his mistress with campaign funds and buying off her husband with state funds?

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Kristin Peters's avatar

STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!! Cheese and rice, he is a stupid dude.

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Kristin Peters's avatar

Yeah, I think Mittens is the good one.

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DutchS's avatar

If you play it backward, you get your wife and dog back and the dents come out of your pickup truck.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Handcuffs and billy clubs don't grow on trees.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I love that clip. It really shows what a prick he is.

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kaydenpat's avatar

"horrible sin-wench"Another classic phrase from Wonkette. Brilliant!

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