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America's Car Wizard Drives A Japanese Car
OH SCANDAL this youngling Brian Deese, a 14-year-old hired by the president to reform the auto industry -- theAmericanauto industry, that is -- does not even drive an American car. Instead he drives a two-door Honda Civic hatchback with a shitty paint job, referred to informally as the "Pussy Wagon." On this day before the most patriotic day of the year, it is fair to ask the question: does Deese understand howcompletely insane Japanese people are? [ The Sleuth ]