America's Crappiest Senators
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Hooray for online polls! This "New Political Review" website has a deal where you can pick the greatest senator. Tragically, John Kerry is in the No. 1 position today. Let's get the bastard down to the low twenties, at least.
Meanwhile, look who's at the very bottom: WALNUTS McCain and Vinegar Joe Lieberman. They represent the absolute worst of two lousy political parties and a rotten, crumbling American government. They will make great co-presidents-for-life, obviously.
Rank the top 100 U. S. Senators [Newpoliticalreview.com]