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Rep. Scalise and 2 Capitol Hill police officers were shot; suspect in custody and was also wounded in the shooting https: //t.co/TMJLmj8HPc pic.twitter.com/QtVbjBdFvA
— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 14, 2017
America's Game: Baseball! (And Shooting People)
Ding dang dumb libels! Donchya watch movies? Guns work like that! You point, you shoot, and you hit what you shoot iffn you are a good manly good-guy. Iffn you are a bad manly good-guy like what most libels is, you hit an innocent bystander or yerself. Or if you is good womanly good-guy, you miss ever'thang but the ground. Or if you is a bad manly bad-guy you is shot by the good manly good-guy. Gawd libels and logics. I swear.
Flagged by another reader, and I can see why -- you're coming very close to suggesting the shooting victims deserved it. No penalty, but please review the rules.
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