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Take, eat, this is my cupcake.

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Ah, sweet tentacles of redemption.

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It's morons like these fucking bozos that makes the theory of "voluntary exchange" so difficult to enact in the real world. :(

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The DUP was founded by the Rev. Ian Paisley. A more shouty, angry, intolerant, bigoted person you are unlikely to ever meet.

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Then why is my Jewish coworker always telling me to go there? (lol) You're right of course, but my main point was that their core beliefs are at odds. Although, it does seem an awful lot of christians are funnily enough more preoccupied with the pre-christ testament...

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As Gimli almost said, I'll be dead before I see a home loan in the hands of a Protestant!!

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If baking and frosting a cake counts as a form of worship, I think you need some better rituals.

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The Build A Cake thingie is kinda fun.

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Yeah, about that...

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And as SNL suggested, the bakeries who don't serve icky gheys can hang a sign of their own!

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hahahaha, as if the conductor's baton did anything...did you ever hear the "Baton Symphony"? Yeah...that was 45 minutes of silence.

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Ace of Cakes libelz!!!!! Bet he would make a big awesome cake for a gay wedding and marry them, too!

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Very clear and cogent statement.

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"And no Irish either," added McArthur.

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To which you replied ?

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Well, yeah. In Northern Ireland, "Irish" is code for "Catholic IRA-loving traitors"; I bet you dollars to donuts that the McArthurs define themselves as "British".

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