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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Take, eat, this is my cupcake.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Ah, sweet tentacles of redemption.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

It's morons like these fucking bozos that makes the theory of "voluntary exchange" so difficult to enact in the real world. :(

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

The DUP was founded by the Rev. Ian Paisley. A more shouty, angry, intolerant, bigoted person you are unlikely to ever meet.

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RJ (TO)'s avatar

Then why is my Jewish coworker always telling me to go there? (lol) You're right of course, but my main point was that their core beliefs are at odds. Although, it does seem an awful lot of christians are funnily enough more preoccupied with the pre-christ testament...

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

As Gimli almost said, I'll be dead before I see a home loan in the hands of a Protestant!!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

If baking and frosting a cake counts as a form of worship, I think you need some better rituals.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

The Build A Cake thingie is kinda fun.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Yeah, about that...

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

And as SNL suggested, the bakeries who don't serve icky gheys can hang a sign of their own!

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RogationDays's avatar

hahahaha, as if the conductor's baton did anything...did you ever hear the "Baton Symphony"? Yeah...that was 45 minutes of silence.

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RogationDays's avatar

Ace of Cakes libelz!!!!! Bet he would make a big awesome cake for a gay wedding and marry them, too!

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RogationDays's avatar

Very clear and cogent statement.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

"And no Irish either," added McArthur.

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Gil's avatar

To which you replied ?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Well, yeah. In Northern Ireland, "Irish" is code for "Catholic IRA-loving traitors"; I bet you dollars to donuts that the McArthurs define themselves as "British".

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