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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Ever notice how you never see both Trump and Bozo at the same time?

However, in the Depeche Mode theme, I would have chosen sarcasm: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Captain CoronaWhiskers's avatar

Samurai is to candy stripe what McNaughton is to grundies.

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StilaMom's avatar

While I whole-heartedly agree with the sarcasm approach, I swear you can actually “sing” McNothing’s “poem” to the music of “People are People”. Very creepy. Just like Bozo. Those bucket games were rigged.

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Chuck practiced that question in front of the mirror for a week

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Dr.BDH's avatar

And where's Crusty? Clarabell? That decidedly weird clown Katy Perry played in "Birthday"? Was he afraid he was gonna get sued? Or sprayed with seltzer?

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guzzimike's avatar

Wow. His "poetry" is as good as his "art." What talent! I mean "talent."

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Dianna Deem's avatar

He makes Vogon poetry look competent!

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Gigglesnort's avatar

We may hope not to be treated to more of it, but restraint is not part of his métier.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Sooner or later, a mediocre artist will prove his mediocrity by painting a clown. There is a certain grand ambition in painting dozens of clowns, and inspiring oneself to commemorate the achievement with mediocre poetry which rhymes, but doesn't scan.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

"Mediocre poetry." You are too kind.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

He's no Bob Ross.

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everstar's avatar

“The Marine One is waiting to take him away.”

Ha ha ho ho hee hee ha ha?

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ryp's avatar

So McNaughton thinks boom operators and camera persons are a bunch of clowns?

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