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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that would make Randy Derp Kommissar

bobbert's avatar

Tolja. Although I was expecting King Enterprises, not Lacaux.

bobbert's avatar

Actually, "Kommandant-in-Chef" could be a really clever trilingual play on words.

Or, Weber could just be a garden-variety shitbag.

Hmm, William of Ockham, any thoughts?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Like most Repubicans, Weber sees Obama in black and white, no shades of brown.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He gets cranky when he stays up past his bedtime.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

You can almost taste the pride of authorship emanating from those acronyms.

I think that's what it is.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Two dolls sitting in adjacent doll bathtubs discussing the merits of doll Cialis?

chascates's avatar

The Israelis have invented a device that cancels the ability of cellphones to send out a signal. Designed to foil terrorists' bombs such a marvel would be most useful in our Congressional buildings.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I don't waste my snark on pups like this. NEXT!!!!

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Don’t you wish you knew a little bit more about him?</i>

Um, maybe in the same way I wish I knew a little bit more about dysentery.