Sorry, were you feeling left out because we told you that Cathy McMorris Rodgers was America's New Sweetheart, but your sweetheart tastes do not run towards ladies, thankyewverymuch? Never fear. We are all-inclusive in our sweetheart finding and loving and praising here at Wonkette, and we have found you a delightful male counterpart to Chatty Cathy. Ladies and Gentlemen who prefer Gentlemen, we give you America's New Sweetheart, Boy-Flavored Edition: Rep. Randy Weber.
The Israelis have invented a device that cancels the ability of cellphones to send out a signal. Designed to foil terrorists' bombs such a marvel would be most useful in our Congressional buildings.
as did Nadya Suleman
that would make Randy Derp Kommissar
Tolja. Although I was expecting King Enterprises, not Lacaux.
Actually, "Kommandant-in-Chef" could be a really clever trilingual play on words.
Or, Weber could just be a garden-variety shitbag.
Hmm, William of Ockham, any thoughts?
Like most Repubicans, Weber sees Obama in black and white, no shades of brown.
He gets cranky when he stays up past his bedtime.
You can almost taste the pride of authorship emanating from those acronyms.
I think that's what it is.
Two dolls sitting in adjacent doll bathtubs discussing the merits of doll Cialis?
The Israelis have invented a device that cancels the ability of cellphones to send out a signal. Designed to foil terrorists' bombs such a marvel would be most useful in our Congressional buildings.
I don't waste my snark on pups like this. NEXT!!!!
<i>Don&rsquo;t you wish you knew a little bit more about him?</i>
Um, maybe in the same way I wish I knew a little bit more about dysentery.