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Do you love to watch hot dudes -- like, all sweaty and fat and flustered -- with their latex-gloved hands groping random old people? Then Santa will be bringing you hot loads of multiple orgasms in the form of this website, The Daily Patdown.
Thrill to the photo of this one bro who's all, "I don'tthinkso, ya ginger groper. Nice pornstache, too, Chris Farley."
Thrill to it all! [ Daily Patdown ]
America's Sexiest New Website: The Daily TSA Patdown
The 'tards prefer to refer to the TSA as T&A (tits & ass). But the next attempt by a denture bomber or child in leg braces to bring down an airliner will cause an outrage just the same.
FINISH THE DANGED FENCE!!!!