Oh, ye Armies of the Night! Rise up ... or, hell, just remain seated. Remain seated, ye lardbottoms, and also stick to daylight hours, so you don't run into each other, on those ridiculous scooters paid for by Socialist Medicare. Wonkette's photographic war correspondent Dana Ryan is already just cold shooting pictures of the most historical/miraculous event ever, which starts tomorrow we think?
Special People Cruisin' To Beckpocalypse
Special People Cruisin' To Beckpocalypse
Special People Cruisin' To Beckpocalypse
Oh, ye Armies of the Night! Rise up ... or, hell, just remain seated. Remain seated, ye lardbottoms, and also stick to daylight hours, so you don't run into each other, on those ridiculous scooters paid for by Socialist Medicare. Wonkette's photographic war correspondent Dana Ryan is already just cold shooting pictures of the most historical/miraculous event ever, which starts tomorrow we think?