In what promises to be a Very Important Legal Challenge to an out of control dictator, serial publicity whore Joe Arpaio, who'd rather play Border Patrol than enforce boring laws about robbery and sexual assault and stuff, has teamed up with failed revolutionary
Well, I needed to start my day by puking in my mouth. Thank you. Usually it takes half a bottle of Applejack schnapps to achieve this effect, but that was much faster.
I was going to write some wittily incisive here, but I was distracted by the announcement of 13 stars who have been banned from ever appearing again on Saturday Night Live.
Considering he chose not to prosecute hundreds of sex crimes so that he could focus his limited resources on throwing every non-eggshell white person out of Maricopa County, it should ring a bell.
Well, I needed to start my day by puking in my mouth. Thank you. Usually it takes half a bottle of Applejack schnapps to achieve this effect, but that was much faster.
"Egregious," "arrogating," "overweening," "execrable," "bloated," "swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood." More?
"The Best Health Care In The World," I've heard.
They hates us for our deductibles and out-of-pocket maximums.
The greatest trick the invisible string-pulling hand ever pulled off was convincing everyone it didn't exist.
But now it&#039;s a <i>dry</i> shittiness.
They misspelled &quot;Horrible&quot;.
...As soon as they finish fucking both ends of that football.
I was going to write some wittily incisive here, but I was distracted by the announcement of 13 stars who have been banned from ever appearing again on Saturday Night Live.
Especially these days, because it&#039;s just a few doors down from the gun shop.
Considering he chose not to prosecute hundreds of sex crimes so that he could focus his limited resources on throwing every non-eggshell white person out of Maricopa County, it should ring a bell.
No confirmation yet about a separate temporary injunction to seize the President&#039;s autopen...
Doucheiest?
The sheriff needs a &quot;legal dream team.&quot; I wonder if &quot;Judge &quot; Jeanine and Nancy Grace can co-counsel with Klayman.
Nothing about how Obamacare draws the immigrants in like a moth to a light bulb? Gentlemen, you disappoint.
Calling that dead marmot on his head a combover is an insult to combovers.
I hadn&#039;t thought about it, but it must be on the RWNJ&#039;s hit list, along with the Teleprompter.