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marxalot's avatar

Well, I needed to start my day by puking in my mouth. Thank you. Usually it takes half a bottle of Applejack schnapps to achieve this effect, but that was much faster.

marxalot's avatar

"Egregious," "arrogating," "overweening," "execrable," "bloated," "swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood." More?

Chris Grrr's avatar

"The Best Health Care In The World," I've heard.

They hates us for our deductibles and out-of-pocket maximums.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The greatest trick the invisible string-pulling hand ever pulled off was convincing everyone it didn't exist.

Chris Grrr's avatar

But now it's a <i>dry</i> shittiness.

bobbert's avatar

They misspelled "Horrible".

Jared James's avatar

...As soon as they finish fucking both ends of that football.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was going to write some wittily incisive here, but I was distracted by the announcement of 13 stars who have been banned from ever appearing again on Saturday Night Live.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Especially these days, because it's just a few doors down from the gun shop.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Considering he chose not to prosecute hundreds of sex crimes so that he could focus his limited resources on throwing every non-eggshell white person out of Maricopa County, it should ring a bell.

Chris Grrr's avatar

No confirmation yet about a separate temporary injunction to seize the President's autopen...

schmannity's avatar

The sheriff needs a "legal dream team." I wonder if "Judge " Jeanine and Nancy Grace can co-counsel with Klayman.

PsycWench's avatar

Nothing about how Obamacare draws the immigrants in like a moth to a light bulb? Gentlemen, you disappoint.

jqheywood's avatar

Calling that dead marmot on his head a combover is an insult to combovers.

PubOption's avatar

I hadn't thought about it, but it must be on the RWNJ's hit list, along with the Teleprompter.