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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Bob Dole agrees with this," said Bob Dole.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"I swear, it was an accident... an accident, I tell ya!" said a spokesman for Sabrett.

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memzilla Ω's avatar

That poor Wienermobile. I never sausage an accident.

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Tallmutha's avatar

It's the wurst I've seen.

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

There's a giant hot dog all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Walsh is getting desperate, he can't afford his child support payments on radio show hosting you know! He's doing this for the kids!

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Hollywooddeed's avatar

When my high school classmates threw me head first into the dumpster, my mom told me it was because I was secretly popular.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Joe's a very popular guy, according to the voices in his head.

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Fartknocker's avatar

It lost traction in the Black Pudding

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The Quirk's avatar

I relish threads like this.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"It took all of one term for Illinois voters to decide they totally despise Walsh..."

I don't think it took the whole term for them to decide.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

It's a chilly Dawg!

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Sadder still, is the only challengers we can seem to get to un-hinged wingnuts like Kirk, are frothing, glittery eyed fascists. Like Walsh.

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Tallmutha's avatar

Requiescat, Lesley Gore. The clip of her on the TAMI show is getting a lot of play, but here she is in full Editrix costume:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"All these things that Joe Walsh says that are controversial, privately and even publicly a lot of voters like what I like to say,” Walsh said.

JustPixelz hates people who talk about themselves in the third person.

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memzilla Ω's avatar

That mayo may not be the case, too.

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