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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

I would think it would count double, actually.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

White House groundskeeper. He's got all that experience squatting on public property.

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just_jim's avatar

The jury says 'justifiable homicide'.

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11Charlie's avatar

An updated title for the old David Geddes song: "Dumbass in the Bleachers".

"You knew my dad's a dumbass,and he wouldn't go away.It's the first time this seasonI didn't get to play."

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MAZS's avatar

Gee, thanks Dad.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Or fuck with it. Don't forget that.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Koo-koo-ca-choo

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Boojum's avatar

Apparently that is “turd cutter”.

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Fredilicious's avatar

But I don't wanna wear a mask! These idiots are just like the Lord of the Flies gang without the adults at the end.

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Fredilicious's avatar

I like that. I like that a lot.

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Grokenstein's avatar

He'll stick his head in the toilet and claim he's been waterboarded.And he'll forget to flush first.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Being asked to wear a mask is exactly like being in slavery. Or maybe not slavery, but exactly like being singled out and killed by nazis. Maybe not really singled out and killed. But it's like being told to finish your vegetables. Maybe not really finish your vegetables. Maybe being asked to have one more spoonful of carrots before leaving the table. But it's almost like slavery.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Oppressed asshole.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Do you know who I am?????

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tiredsucker's avatar

So Bundy thinks he is a Black Jew???

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Hiptobesquare's avatar

You are firing on all cylinders today! Appreciate the laffs!

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