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So that's why Bubba won't let Annie Sue drive his truck!

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Watering down the right of the straights to use the train.

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A lot of their readers are already well acquainted with the surreptitious features of highway rest stops.

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And the Village People are retro, so win-win.

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Solidarinosc.

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They discreetly put that one in an "American Spectator" cover, nobody's caught on yet!

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hmm, cummings.

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How about a nice diabeetus chikin sangwich? (Reward purveyors of inequality) Or perhaps you could prevent a mosque from being built? (Shit on religious freedom) There's always teaching Creationism in schools! (Set fire to that Establisment Clause nonsense) Oppose abortion, contraception, and sex education (Strap your Big Intrusive Government on, jam it right up in people's privacy places)

Gosh, there's <i>so much</i> you can do, once you decide to become a conservative unAmerican!

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I grew up in Milwaukee. It was everywhere.

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Thomas the Twank Engine.

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Just don't buy your Acme Tunnel Paint through Amazon, or you'll be getting incessant ads for subtly malfunctioning products.

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(Cue laugh track)

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<p> <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Wienermobile-Bologna.jpg" target="_blank">Maybe Red State would be less outraged if they set up the gay transportation with a privately held corporation.</a> </p>

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<i>Fifty Shades ...</i>? Ha. Wait until you see the next <a href="http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5924341\/all-women-have-the-right-to-enjoy-some-pirate-erotica" target="_blank">trilogy</a> in the pipeline. Whatever will Red State think?

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<i>Amtrak is trying to trick the gays into taking the train to Martha’s Vineyard </i>

Since when did Amtrack go to Cape Cod? I haven't been there for quite a while but the only way I know is a bus from South Station in Boston and change over to a ferry boat from Hyannis (which is quite a haul from the bus terminal so you're always missing it). You can catch the bus to P' Town from the same terminal so the gays would probably say "screw the Vineyard, there's a tea dance at the Boatslip".

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one of my favorite Duke Ellington tunes- Take the Gay Train

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