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"The alleged “centrists” of No Labels couldn’t find a candidate willing to be blamed for throwing the 2024 election to Trump, so the group is bowing out for now. Like a B-movie villain, they’ll be back in as cheesy sequel all the same."

No Labels 2: Electric Thumbscrew

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Apr 5Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Wait Doc lives in Idaho. Doc used to allow Thornton to drive. A few days ago the big fish truck overturned in Eastern Oregon spilling all of those lovely sprat. I can’t help but connect the dots and assume Thornton is still sleeping off the 25% of the passengers that didn’t make it into Looking Glass Creek.

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Apr 5Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Isn't Eastern Oregon merging with Idaho, and does that make Dok responsible?

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Apr 5Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

DO NOT <strike>CONGRATULATE</strike> STARE.

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