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Rotarians? Really? What about the International Order of Odd Fellows?

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You have clearly mastered Trumpese.

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Today we are all flagrantly-combed-over, faux-billionaire gasbags presented with an offer we cannot refuse.

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Who cuts Trump's hair - Charo?

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Does Trump's hair care strategy include a Tesla coil?

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Dok, is that pony/unicorn trying to copy Trump's hairstyle?

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Is it just me and my Firefox browser, or is anyone else wondering where the "put this damned item that I want in the cart" buttons are?

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Typical commie socialist system. A Real American (TM) site would have a "BUY IT NOW!!!!" button or two next to every item.

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No, only cryptotarians accept those.

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