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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Mixed fabrics.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Ad infinitum.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

You LIE!!!1

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

No, that I do.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you, I shall.

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The Librarian's avatar

When I am at events where the women's bathroom line is 10 miles long, I go in the men's, which isn't. No one has ever complained. Take that panty sniffers!

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Jessica Dick's avatar

she has an axe wound, she's been essentially assaulted at birth, everyone stand back in abject pity but don't make it look obvious, she's hurt, in feelings and spirit and needs extra to make her even.

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Jessica Dick's avatar

boring.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It'd mean more if it meant that legalisation was gonna be sped up Up Here. Still 2½ months to go.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"I mean, honestly, how hard is it to find a stall, pee, and not stick your head under the stall next to you to sniff the panties of your neighbor?"

Time for a new keyboard. The old one is now soaked in coffee.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

YOU MONSTER!!1!!

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little miss high and mighty's avatar

Ja, our hopes are not too yuuuge but it is stul fun to contemplate ol orange Johnny gettin' lit up.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Blindfolded elevator surfing will fix it for sure.

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deborahujevich's avatar

You'd think they'd have better uses for their time. But this is the United State of Palin, after all, & they continue to support her right to exist (as a public figure, calm down!). Also, CLAP FOR ALASKA!

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