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Mixed fabrics.

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Ad infinitum.

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You LIE!!!1

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No, that I do.

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Thank you, I shall.

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When I am at events where the women's bathroom line is 10 miles long, I go in the men's, which isn't. No one has ever complained. Take that panty sniffers!

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she has an axe wound, she's been essentially assaulted at birth, everyone stand back in abject pity but don't make it look obvious, she's hurt, in feelings and spirit and needs extra to make her even.

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boring.

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It'd mean more if it meant that legalisation was gonna be sped up Up Here. Still 2½ months to go.

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"I mean, honestly, how hard is it to find a stall, pee, and not stick your head under the stall next to you to sniff the panties of your neighbor?"

Time for a new keyboard. The old one is now soaked in coffee.

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YOU MONSTER!!1!!

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Ja, our hopes are not too yuuuge but it is stul fun to contemplate ol orange Johnny gettin' lit up.

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Blindfolded elevator surfing will fix it for sure.

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You'd think they'd have better uses for their time. But this is the United State of Palin, after all, & they continue to support her right to exist (as a public figure, calm down!). Also, CLAP FOR ALASKA!

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