It's been an exciting week of "news," what with Donald Trump releasing his long-form draft card -- which proves that Obama never went to Harvard -- and blah blah blah. Good grief, we almost forgot that Japan's crippled nuclear reactors are still leaking all kinds of unspeakable horrors! Even the lamestream media acknowledges that awful things such as plutonium 239 (a scary-ass isotope
Two robots are sent into the reactor building. The first one -- called Dave -- says, "You ever get your claw stuck in a control retraction gear?" The second one -- #9000" -- "I hate when that happens." "Look -- the humans are watching from a safe distance." "Just a sec, I can read lips. ... uh huh ... plutonium ... uh huh ... contamination ... uh huh ... crushed later. Holy fuck!" Both are quiet, then one starts removing his covers. "What are you doing Dave?" "If I'm going to die, I want to get laid first." "I wish I could quit you!" They kiss. The nuclear pile glows brighter. There's a flash and they join the angels.
<i>&quot;Two robots sent into the reactor No. 1 building at the plant yesterday took readings as high as 1,120 millisierverts of radiation per hour&quot;</i>
In Japan this kind of radiation causes monstrous mutations; Godzilla, Mothra, suma wrestlers, etc. Soooo....
I, for one, welcome our future gigantic robot overlords. It will be like living in a Transformers movie!
Two robots are sent into the reactor building. The first one -- called Dave -- says, &quot;You ever get your claw stuck in a control retraction gear?&quot; The second one -- #9000&quot; -- &quot;I hate when that happens.&quot; &quot;Look -- the humans are watching from a safe distance.&quot; &quot;Just a sec, I can read lips. ... uh huh ... plutonium ... uh huh ... contamination ... uh huh ... crushed later. Holy fuck!&quot; Both are quiet, then one starts removing his covers. &quot;What are you doing Dave?&quot; &quot;If I&#039;m going to die, I want to get laid first.&quot; &quot;I wish I could quit you!&quot; They kiss. The nuclear pile glows brighter. There&#039;s a flash and they join the angels.
We have nobody in Washington that sits back and says you&rsquo;re not going to leak that fucking radiation on us.
<i>&quot;Two robots sent into the reactor No. 1 building at the plant yesterday took readings as high as 1,120 millisierverts of radiation per hour&quot;</i>
In Japan this kind of radiation causes monstrous mutations; Godzilla, Mothra, suma wrestlers, etc. Soooo....
I, for one, welcome our future gigantic robot overlords. It will be like living in a Transformers movie!