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"This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American History!"

Really, Don? I thought you were a FUCKING OUTSIDER?

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... with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that ...

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Pence is going down with him.

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Excelsior!

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I hope this investigation is allowed to proceed. It sounds as though it's in good hands.

In fact, despite how much I hate Donald Trump is President, I hope this investigation takes months. It would be nice if it wrapped up just before the next election. The problem with a quicker outcome is that too many voters have the attention span of fruit flies and we need to keep this as a live issue.

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We could call it the Trump's Restaurant Massacre in honor of Arlo Guthrie.

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I honestly can't predict what Trump would do. He might convince himself he would be vindicated in an impeachment and make his enemies look like fools. And we know how he loves a big audience.

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I expect Mike Pence already has his first draft of a blanket pardon drawn up. It worked for Nixon.

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Maybe Trump could pardon Pence, resign, and be pardoned in return. And the Repub base would see both of them a victims.

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Yeah, but can Trump just fire him? I mean, I remember this Nixon thingy...

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Now watch this drivel!

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Annoying people inform me that pointy building isn't the Kremlin, it's St Basils Cathedral.

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^^^^^THIS^^^^^^

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I wonder if 45 will have a "clot" and die like a common Ailes on this "trip". Just thinking......

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