Introducing Tallulah Schoenkopf, heiress to James and Tawnie Schoenkopf, born June 25 and weighing six pounds and some change, and who didn't give her mother hardly any trouble at all. Mother is feeling good and had a delicious shower, and father, who has wanted to be a daddy since he was two years old, is kind of happy okay, I guess, as you can see in the picture. Grandmother has hurty cheeks from smiling too much like she is on acid, and grandfather keeps making fun of her and calling her Granny.
Yes!!! That side eye is so like, "All I remember are muffled sounds of mommy yelling and calling someone named 'Ump' a moron!"
Seconded!
Congratulations Mistress Grandmwonkette... Mars should be ready soon.
Genius Newborn Puts Own Hat On!
Welcome to the planet kiddo. Sorry about the mess.
Mazel Tov Bubbe! She's wonderful!
Hi Tallulah. We are all so happy to meet you. There never will be anyone at all like you in this world. You are unique and beautiful
Heartiest congratulations! Another Schoenkopf in the world is surely a good thing.
I love YOU, Rebecca. What a wonderful gramma you are.
Congratulations Editrix and co!! Tallulah looks adorable! <3
Happy babby! Hooray! (Moar cowbell!!!)
So, now it's Aunt Donna Rose, Empress of the Universe?
Both of my parents are only children. Don't know shit about aunts and uncles.
Yeah. And my twins are 17 this year.
Congrabulations and best fishes to all !!!!!!
And Happy Birfday to babby Tallulah!!!
Welcome to the world, Tallulah! Congratulations, parents and grands!