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I'd shoop him in over the photobomber in the right background. More desparate and pathetic that way. Extra larfs with another version using his head on her body.

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It's good for the crime scene cleanup business.

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That's a nice counter to the sometimes expressed sentiment of "why should I pay school taxes for other people's children?" from the childfree and empty nesters.

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um "screenwriter?"

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A song for Michael Cohen:

https://youtu.be/He4S5UdQ76...

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Adult films have screenplays.

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Awesome!

Caesar was a lot fitter than he looked!

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I want that guy to be my lawyer.

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This is what cracks me up.

"I didn't do anything illegal. But I'm worried that my attorney might "flip" on me."?????

Makes no freakin' sense.

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Yup. I, too, am in love with Nicolle. She may have done some bad things in the past, but I'm willing to overlook them if her shoes are under my bed in the morning.

Is that wrong of me?

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Sure...she expects to get paid for her professional work, she seems smart enough to try and keep her proprietary work off of a free website. I have been tempted, but haven't checked. Not 'cause I'm pure, but because the thought of her being with Trump is so boner killing.

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Maher is to political humor what George Thorogood is to the blues.

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Thorogood had one decent radio hit. Maher had Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and an unusually poor Murder She Wrote episode.

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And Thorogood knows he's no Muddy Waters; Maher probably thinks he's sharper than Lenny Bruce.

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Did Lenny go to orgies at the Playboy club with guys in plaid jackets and combovers who smelled of Aramis?

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IDK, but he did marry a stripper. When that was cool.

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