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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I'd shoop him in over the photobomber in the right background. More desparate and pathetic that way. Extra larfs with another version using his head on her body.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

It's good for the crime scene cleanup business.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

That's a nice counter to the sometimes expressed sentiment of "why should I pay school taxes for other people's children?" from the childfree and empty nesters.

La Cieca's avatar

Adult films have screenplays.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Awesome!

Caesar was a lot fitter than he looked!

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I want that guy to be my lawyer.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

This is what cracks me up.

"I didn't do anything illegal. But I'm worried that my attorney might "flip" on me."?????

Makes no freakin' sense.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Yup. I, too, am in love with Nicolle. She may have done some bad things in the past, but I'm willing to overlook them if her shoes are under my bed in the morning.

Is that wrong of me?

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Sure...she expects to get paid for her professional work, she seems smart enough to try and keep her proprietary work off of a free website. I have been tempted, but haven't checked. Not 'cause I'm pure, but because the thought of her being with Trump is so boner killing.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Maher is to political humor what George Thorogood is to the blues.

Carpe Vagenda's avatar

Thorogood had one decent radio hit. Maher had Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and an unusually poor Murder She Wrote episode.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

And Thorogood knows he's no Muddy Waters; Maher probably thinks he's sharper than Lenny Bruce.

Carpe Vagenda's avatar

Did Lenny go to orgies at the Playboy club with guys in plaid jackets and combovers who smelled of Aramis?

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

IDK, but he did marry a stripper. When that was cool.