C'mon people, Ted was just thinking of everyone else by opening up that spot in Cancun for some other refugee from Tejas, that's why he came backsoquick. at least according to some hack who actually gets paid to write shit like that. oh wait, no, his take was on why he left.
It's a shame that R. Ted had to turn tail like the coward he is return in glory because he and Heidi could have could have procreated themselves a third, tie-breaker daughter in case the other two disagreed about what Mommy and Daddy should do.
I have to say I am, if he’s going to get factual shit this wrong. Talk about Your Morning Chuckle. 😆
Oh fuck, you may be right. The Republicans with their schoolyard mentality. It’s always my guy against your guy. Even though we don’t deify our guys.
I think she was from somewhere else. One of the stand out insurrectionists was a woman from Tennessee I think.
He'd be useless--or worse than useless--but he would at least show that he could fake a little empathy.
Let's rally around him so we can be even meaner to him.
Jenny the florist shop owner, former candidate for mayor of Midland.
He's trying to be the worst gov we ever had.
I fucking wish!
C'mon people, Ted was just thinking of everyone else by opening up that spot in Cancun for some other refugee from Tejas, that's why he came backsoquick. at least according to some hack who actually gets paid to write shit like that. oh wait, no, his take was on why he left.
So nice to see a grown daughter teasing her dad in just that way. So great all round. I hope it's common.
Possible unredacted fill-ins:
1. Jason Momoa
2. Jason Miller
3. Stephen Miller
4. Two hunky pool boys pre-screened by Becki Falwell.
5. Donald Trump.
6. Donald Trump, Jr.
7. Eric Trump
8. A Junior/Eric DP
9. Lara Trump
10. Any random dude who can shut up for ten seconds about fucking canned soup!
NOT A MISTAKE.
As David Letterman observed, a mistake is when you forget to carry to the tens column.
This was a selfish, greedy, heartless, cynical, and deliberate betrayal of his own constituents.
This creep still has to have a second thought in his entire life. Even a first thought is a bit of a stretch.
11. The Horny Hare-o-Matic rabbit vibrator equipped with supplementary anal probe.
It's a shame that R. Ted had to turn tail like the coward he is return in glory because he and Heidi could have could have procreated themselves a third, tie-breaker daughter in case the other two disagreed about what Mommy and Daddy should do.
Does "in all his glory" mean stark nekkid or just in a cache-sexe?