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A Republican who is a hypocrite? Say it isn’t so!

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The problem with these guys is that they leave too many tips, if you know what I mean.

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Some will argue that whoremongering occurs among both Dems and Rethugs. True. But, the way I see it, it's like saying grass-eating occurs both among rabbits and elephants (simile fully intentional).

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He IS the festering boil. Lawyering for another festering boil.

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Ivanka made $82 000 000 last year. He must respect her a whole bunch.

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No! This is better: BOTH tragedy and farce at the same time.

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Franklin Graham? If Billy Graham had a few grams of respectability left towards the end of his life (I very much doubt that), his son quickly squandered them.

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This is still the top story on the wonkette homepage for me. Can't collapse it, comments are on display, what the hell gives?

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I just switched to my laptop instead of my phone and it all seems more sensible and workable now. Sadly, I spend more time Wonking on my iPhone so it's still going to be sucking pretty badly.

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Honestly? Rethugs are crappy tippers. I was a bartender for many years. I will attest to that. Religious conservatives are the worst. Never work the post church shift if you can avoid it.

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I remember when the Pope came to Boston, I was bartending at a place right on his motorcade's route. whatta buncha stiffs.

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well, hell. i was worried about that. i’m pretty much phone too. i was afraid to check my mac; thanks for being the brave one!

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"We were all surprised because he is really getting on in years" The Miracle of Cialis.

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I'm 100% mobile. I do like that everything seems to load faster, and the new look is fine. But holy hell the home page is a train wreck of articles all over the place and not staying where they should be (this is STILL at the top of the page! FFS!), and getting into the comments involves clicking the comments link, refreshing the page, and then oftentimes clicking a different comments link that wasn't there before (it's a little cartoon text balloon icon instead of the numbered comment counter from before). THEN I get comments.

I love you guys and I'm not going anywhere, but godamn I do feel I am being punished for unworthiness.

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I know a guy that was her professor, film studies class I think. He's still bragging that he got her to do the horizontal bop.

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