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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Floridians buy a lot of blue pills but half of 'em are for the purpose of keeping the old men from pissing on their shoes. Priorities, you know....

H0mer0's avatar

I woulda settled on pretty and wearing fun costumes (my motivations were not that well-formed nor well-informed at that age) and getting out of my parents' house.

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what was it that brought such acclaim from Streep and Lopez?

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[my ginger tabby isn't leaving me alone-i am conflicted]

kareemachan's avatar

I don't know what makes me happier - Cooper's take-down of this BBB (bleached blonde bimbo) or Sharron Angle AND Michele Fiore getting tossed out of the primaries.

H0mer0's avatar

"every man's death diminishes me" (or sumpin' like that.)

kareemachan's avatar

[ahem]

BLEACHED blonde bimbo, thank you very much.

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mebbe if the mice and rats would eat their rodent chow and use the litter box or go outside and not eat my chocolate or shit in my kitchen...

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Gretchen did...."One of US!...."

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"find the cost of freedumb embedded in the ground"