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Floridians buy a lot of blue pills but half of 'em are for the purpose of keeping the old men from pissing on their shoes. Priorities, you know....

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T.M.I.

I'm staying in New England.

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I woulda settled on pretty and wearing fun costumes (my motivations were not that well-formed nor well-informed at that age) and getting out of my parents' house.

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what was it that brought such acclaim from Streep and Lopez?

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[my ginger tabby isn't leaving me alone-i am conflicted]

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[wicca libel]

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I don't know what makes me happier - Cooper's take-down of this BBB (bleached blonde bimbo) or Sharron Angle AND Michele Fiore getting tossed out of the primaries.

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So THIS.

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With votes.

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"every man's death diminishes me" (or sumpin' like that.)

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[ahem]

BLEACHED blonde bimbo, thank you very much.

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mebbe if the mice and rats would eat their rodent chow and use the litter box or go outside and not eat my chocolate or shit in my kitchen...

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With OBAMA!!

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Gretchen did...."One of US!...."

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Why not both?

:-(

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"find the cost of freedumb embedded in the ground"

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