Diaperman David Vitter sent this bizarre, victimized email to our inbox explaining to the negative four people who care that he will not be able to host a Saints football game in Louisiana because of Harry Reid being a horrible tool who forces him to do his job occasionally.
This should come as no surprise - Vitter got his start in politics at a very young age, campaigning against the assignment of homework on nights when &quot;very special episodes&quot; of <i>Saved by the Bell</i> were scheduled.
Yep, poopypants, it&#039;s all a left-wing conspiracy to deprive you of a football-watching party. I&#039;m sure you&#039;re the only poor soul who has to work when they&#039;d rather be watching the game at home. The Congressional schedule is just brutal! I mean, you were only in session, what, two days this week? Perhaps we could tighten up the old budgetary belt by paying you fools an hourly rate.
I don&#039;t see why Harry would be a falcons fan, I think he is going to the hated rival well instead of accusing him of loving the queer 49ers.
i cannot believe this senatorial boil is still on the ass of congress.
&#039;fighting for our future&#039; means something different in LA i guess.
Means he&#039;s a Saints fan, my nigga. Keepin&#039; it real. And so forth.
I think Lot W is actually in my apartment complex.
or WHO SCAT!?
This should come as no surprise - Vitter got his start in politics at a very young age, campaigning against the assignment of homework on nights when &quot;very special episodes&quot; of <i>Saved by the Bell</i> were scheduled.
Yep, poopypants, it&#039;s all a left-wing conspiracy to deprive you of a football-watching party. I&#039;m sure you&#039;re the only poor soul who has to work when they&#039;d rather be watching the game at home. The Congressional schedule is just brutal! I mean, you were only in session, what, two days this week? Perhaps we could tighten up the old budgetary belt by paying you fools an hourly rate.
It&#039;s &#039;Bobby&#039; Jindal&#039;s real name. What could he and Vitter be plotting at this party?
Hey dis ya boi David, fightin&#039; for our future an shit, yo.
Maybe they should tell him there will be an execution and free snacks provided. Apparently, wingnuts will show up in droves for that kind of shit.