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All this time I thought that was a trout... which makes it even funnier.

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Die ForellenWonkette? Jawohl!

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A fish vomiting her nipple? That makes more sense.

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Also, Happiness can't buy you money.

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The other famous Japanese war cry: "Babe Ruth Sucks."

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Meta.

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Swan libel.

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<i>“private chef service” </i>

Just a fancy way of saying "caterer". Do they expect that Shelly would be in the kitchen whipping up a big pot of Mac' N Cheese for the State dinners?

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41% of nymag voters have no taste.

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She'll be a left-winger after this.

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Is that a screaming eagle? To me it looks like a large fish. Foul, not fowl.

Butt ugly. As always, 2L is quite correct.

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Isn't it just. And the print on the pants doesn't even come close to matching up, lazy job by Reed Krakoff, Mondo from Project Runway is laughing at them.

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She's only dimly aware that such things exist, and certainly doesn't give a hoot. (Yes, I expect the next look to be an owl.)

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Nonsense. The washer has short brown hair. The dryer usually wears a necklace.

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I found the Obama posts considerably easier to fap to.

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