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Tyroanee's avatar

All this time I thought that was a trout... which makes it even funnier.

obamafone's avatar

Die ForellenWonkette? Jawohl!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A fish vomiting her nipple? That makes more sense.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Also, Happiness can't buy you money.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The other famous Japanese war cry: "Babe Ruth Sucks."

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“private chef service” </i>

Just a fancy way of saying "caterer". Do they expect that Shelly would be in the kitchen whipping up a big pot of Mac' N Cheese for the State dinners?

SullivanSt's avatar

41% of nymag voters have no taste.

TundraGrifter's avatar

She'll be a left-winger after this.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that a screaming eagle? To me it looks like a large fish. Foul, not fowl.

Butt ugly. As always, 2L is quite correct.

SullivanSt's avatar

Isn't it just. And the print on the pants doesn't even come close to matching up, lazy job by Reed Krakoff, Mondo from Project Runway is laughing at them.

SullivanSt's avatar

She's only dimly aware that such things exist, and certainly doesn't give a hoot. (Yes, I expect the next look to be an owl.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nonsense. The washer has short brown hair. The dryer usually wears a necklace.

SullivanSt's avatar

I found the Obama posts considerably easier to fap to.