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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I had a bad case of Klinsmannphilia until yesterday, when the fever finally broke.

EDIT: Curses. 911 beat me to it. Again.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll just Curl up next to the fireplace, Stokes the Gauss fire, and analyze your Divergent opinion.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Shit, I've <i>graded</i> reports!

Mahousu's avatar

Or, as the old saying goes, the enema of my enemy is my friend.

bobbert's avatar

Orientation is not the preferred nomenclature, man.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

any verifible information is anathema to these people. Facts are scary and maths are hard.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Can I suggest a 24-hour enema for Mr. Kinsolving? Maybe all that anger is just blockage.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If you think that's an example of a wildly fictitious crazed rant, you should read my weekly Individual Status Reports.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Methinks he protests just a bit <em>too</em> much, if you know what I mean.