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I had a bad case of Klinsmannphilia until yesterday, when the fever finally broke.

EDIT: Curses. 911 beat me to it. Again.

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I'll just Curl up next to the fireplace, Stokes the Gauss fire, and analyze your Divergent opinion.

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Shit, I've <i>graded</i> reports!

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Or, as the old saying goes, the enema of my enemy is my friend.

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Orientation is not the preferred nomenclature, man.

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any verifible information is anathema to these people. Facts are scary and maths are hard.

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Can I suggest a 24-hour enema for Mr. Kinsolving? Maybe all that anger is just blockage.

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If you think that's an example of a wildly fictitious crazed rant, you should read my weekly Individual Status Reports.

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Methinks he protests just a bit <em>too</em> much, if you know what I mean.

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