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Knight and Eastwood for America! One throws the chairs, while the other berates them.

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Pucker up.

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There was an old Transformers cartoon, where one of the Decepticons kidnapped a high school football coach, believing him to be a great military strategist. Understandable, I guess. Football commentary is rife with warfare metaphors, as George Carlin riffed in, "Football vs. Baseball". Was art merely imitating life? Or predicting it? Is Buddy Ryan still alive? His sons seem to keep getting jobs, somehow.

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Think of the great football coaches: Vince Lombardi, Woody Hayes, Joe Paterno. Assholes—every single one.

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I forgot about that. Because I go from loathing him to not giving a famn pretty quickly.

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ahem, the 2 great presidents are ronald reagan and ronald reagan's second term

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President Chester A. Arthur "Bomber" Harris, maybe?

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I mean Brownsville. Jeez, for a dark Lord you're a little touchy.

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Giant something. Whatever it was, he was YOUOOOOGE!

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they say if you only have an hammer everything looks like an nail. so I guess if you only have an nuke, everything looks like an target

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It's sobering when a Bosnian, Muslim or otherwise, gets nervous about a U.S. Election. Really sobering. They've seen what a worst-case scenario looks like.

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At that point he or she is supposed to sound like a twit.

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Let's give Donniee credit were we can. At least he knows how to pronounce "nuclear".

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Great. Coach who couldn't keep control of his temper while coaching a playground game is now pontificating on foreign policy. Bobby, you spent your whole life teaching people to bounce a rubber ball. How does it feel to have been a complete waste of oxygen?

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Curt Schilling is available if someone needs him.

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I assume the "three greatest presidents" were Truman, Reagan and George W. Bush, right?Because all Lincoln did was free the slaves, and we know how 20% of Trump's audience feels about that.

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