I reached the same height during the summer of my 14th year...shooting past my older brother...who I then proceeded in kicking the snot out of.<br /><br /><br />---
Obviously having 5 sons makes Romney more manly than someone who has 2 daughters. Romney is so manly his testicles only produce male sperm!
Or maybe Obama is so manly his testicles refuse to allow female chromosomes to remain and so they are disproportionately expelled during sexual intercourse?
If Mittens is both Ann&#039;s husband and her son, then he&#039;s apparently his own father. Which has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eYlJH81dSiw" target="_blank">Ray Stevens beat by one generation</a>.
She <i>almost</i> convinced me she really enjoyed having all those prankster boys running around, putting spiders on her pillow, locking the baby in the dryer, eating her &quot;those were for the ladies luncheon&quot; cookies; all until they grew into adolescence and filled her laundry baskets with their splooge rags.
I saw somewhere on the internet that Mormons bite the heads off of little fuzzy bunnies for Easter.
Stretch marks.
Just imagine Ann as First Lady. Her first act will probably be to cover every statue in America that has exposed boobies or penises.
400 pages!!!!!!!!!
He&#039;d make a better President, for sure...
They&#039;ll think all we ate were peeps and twinkies...
Well, bless our hearts.
I reached the same height during the summer of my 14th year...shooting past my older brother...who I then proceeded in kicking the snot out of.<br /><br /><br />---
FS, you are adorable. I take back any things I may have said about (my fellow) Southerners being idiots.
Obviously having 5 sons makes Romney more manly than someone who has 2 daughters. Romney is so manly his testicles only produce male sperm!
Or maybe Obama is so manly his testicles refuse to allow female chromosomes to remain and so they are disproportionately expelled during sexual intercourse?
Either way...BALLS!!!
If Mittens is both Ann&#039;s husband and her son, then he&#039;s apparently his own father. Which has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eYlJH81dSiw" target="_blank">Ray Stevens beat by one generation</a>.
ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE CONSTANT TICKLING, MITT ROMEY! JESUS FUCKING MORONII CHRIST!
Hahaha, that&#039;s very logical.
Hahaha, it is true: women are from Omicron Persei Seven; men are from Omicron Persei Nine!
They&#039;re called &quot;management consultants.&quot;
She <i>almost</i> convinced me she really enjoyed having all those prankster boys running around, putting spiders on her pillow, locking the baby in the dryer, eating her &quot;those were for the ladies luncheon&quot; cookies; all until they grew into adolescence and filled her laundry baskets with their splooge rags.