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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I saw somewhere on the internet that Mormons bite the heads off of little fuzzy bunnies for Easter.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just imagine Ann as First Lady. Her first act will probably be to cover every statue in America that has exposed boobies or penises.

SullivanSt's avatar

He'd make a better President, for sure...

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They'll think all we ate were peeps and twinkies...

Spurning Beer's avatar

Well, bless our hearts.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I reached the same height during the summer of my 14th year...shooting past my older brother...who I then proceeded in kicking the snot out of.<br /><br /><br />---

Spurning Beer's avatar

FS, you are adorable. I take back any things I may have said about (my fellow) Southerners being idiots.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Obviously having 5 sons makes Romney more manly than someone who has 2 daughters. Romney is so manly his testicles only produce male sperm!

Or maybe Obama is so manly his testicles refuse to allow female chromosomes to remain and so they are disproportionately expelled during sexual intercourse?

Either way...BALLS!!!

Mahousu's avatar

If Mittens is both Ann's husband and her son, then he's apparently his own father. Which has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eYlJH81dSiw" target="_blank">Ray Stevens beat by one generation</a>.

Spurning Beer's avatar

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE CONSTANT TICKLING, MITT ROMEY! JESUS FUCKING MORONII CHRIST!

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Hahaha, that's very logical.

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Hahaha, it is true: women are from Omicron Persei Seven; men are from Omicron Persei Nine!

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They're called "management consultants."

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

She <i>almost</i> convinced me she really enjoyed having all those prankster boys running around, putting spiders on her pillow, locking the baby in the dryer, eating her "those were for the ladies luncheon" cookies; all until they grew into adolescence and filled her laundry baskets with their splooge rags.