Will you be spending quality religious time this weekend with your family for either Easter or, what's the other one... Jewish Easter? It was only a few millennia ago -- seems like yesterday -- that Jesus Christ was crucified and reincarnated as a anthropomorphic bunny in a bow tie who delivered chocolate eggs to the enslaved Jews of Egypt. As that famous bunny rabbit, George W. Bush, said at the time, "never forget, go shopping, and don't be afraid to have a lil' fun baby." And no American family will be having more fun this weekend than the Romneys: the human one, Ann, and her six boys, Tagg, Dack, Quizno, Tumnus, Gurt, and Mittens. So let's watch a special family video the Romney campaign has released in which Ann shares all of her most treasured stories about managing a household of six unhinged males.
I reached the same height during the summer of my 14th year...shooting past my older brother...who I then proceeded in kicking the snot out of.<br /><br /><br />---
Obviously having 5 sons makes Romney more manly than someone who has 2 daughters. Romney is so manly his testicles only produce male sperm!
Or maybe Obama is so manly his testicles refuse to allow female chromosomes to remain and so they are disproportionately expelled during sexual intercourse?
If Mittens is both Ann&#039;s husband and her son, then he&#039;s apparently his own father. Which has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eYlJH81dSiw" target="_blank">Ray Stevens beat by one generation</a>.
She <i>almost</i> convinced me she really enjoyed having all those prankster boys running around, putting spiders on her pillow, locking the baby in the dryer, eating her &quot;those were for the ladies luncheon&quot; cookies; all until they grew into adolescence and filled her laundry baskets with their splooge rags.
I saw somewhere on the internet that Mormons bite the heads off of little fuzzy bunnies for Easter.
Stretch marks.
Just imagine Ann as First Lady. Her first act will probably be to cover every statue in America that has exposed boobies or penises.
400 pages!!!!!!!!!
He&#039;d make a better President, for sure...
They&#039;ll think all we ate were peeps and twinkies...
Well, bless our hearts.
I reached the same height during the summer of my 14th year...shooting past my older brother...who I then proceeded in kicking the snot out of.<br /><br /><br />---
FS, you are adorable. I take back any things I may have said about (my fellow) Southerners being idiots.
Obviously having 5 sons makes Romney more manly than someone who has 2 daughters. Romney is so manly his testicles only produce male sperm!
Or maybe Obama is so manly his testicles refuse to allow female chromosomes to remain and so they are disproportionately expelled during sexual intercourse?
Either way...BALLS!!!
If Mittens is both Ann&#039;s husband and her son, then he&#039;s apparently his own father. Which has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eYlJH81dSiw" target="_blank">Ray Stevens beat by one generation</a>.
ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE CONSTANT TICKLING, MITT ROMEY! JESUS FUCKING MORONII CHRIST!
Hahaha, that&#039;s very logical.
Hahaha, it is true: women are from Omicron Persei Seven; men are from Omicron Persei Nine!
They&#039;re called &quot;management consultants.&quot;
She <i>almost</i> convinced me she really enjoyed having all those prankster boys running around, putting spiders on her pillow, locking the baby in the dryer, eating her &quot;those were for the ladies luncheon&quot; cookies; all until they grew into adolescence and filled her laundry baskets with their splooge rags.