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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I like my made up excuse better, so like any true conservative I shall reject your reality and substitute mine own. Scrambled up, hard boiled, painted, artery clogging and always coming first sure sounds right to me

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I have heard the sound track. It is good. Think I have it on a time life disc set somewhere around here

lurch394's avatar

Geez, Mormon gangstas. Drinking 40s of Postum.

crispinstuart's avatar

Jeb appears to be a undercover agent for the Clinton camp. He could not be as silly as his performance so far indicates. His recent comments on "marriage" already cost him the general IF he's the GOP nominee. The media has already selected him, so pathetically he's got to play the part, only setting up an electoral version of the great Holyfield v Romney bout.

actor212's avatar

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

I've thought for years that Mitt not revealing his tax returns was because the Church would discover he had been cheatin' on them.

bobbert's avatar

Sorry. OH FOR THE LIVING FUCK OF FUCK!!!

JoyP's avatar

Did she cry and lose her shit after Mitt lost to Evander?

sigyn's avatar

When she was talking about eating on a budget, she called tuna casserole "tuna and pasta". I had to call my mother and share that one with her. (It's "hotdish" people!)

default's avatar

It looks like Egg intends to go home with the winner.

weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

One sad Egg spoils the omlette.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Since I have no interest whatsoever in The Sweet Science, you can imagine how strong my desire is to not see a fake boxing match. And Ann Romney striving to be all "street, yo" is the cherry on the turd sundae.

Bill Slider's avatar

That photo, is Ann attempting to look like Pat Nixon. Maimi Eisenhower or Besse Truman? Is she on meth, cocaine, or is that what coffee does to a Mormon brain?