In her quest to build a modest 11,000-square-foot cottage not in anyone's way at all right there on that public beach, Ann Romney is starting to sound a little like America's most favoritest belovedest totally great lady, one Barbara "gentle murmurs" Bush.
Or, to quote that one stanza of the original song that everyone skips:
As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." But on the other side it didn't say nothing, That side was made for you and me.
Nice. She has the chance now to present herself and her husband as sensible, decent, moderate conservatives - the sort that might actually have been able to win an election in this country, but instead she throws in with the Tea Party. What a fucking tool.
Who the fuck needs a basement on a beachfront home anyway? Why? So you can sit in it and not enjoy the sunlight and view? What a pack of assholes. Being on the beach itself is awesome, not building a giant box to store all your stuff in, your precious stuff.. Next time I'm in CA, I'm gonna walk down the PUBLIC beach, take out my public penis and piss across their property line to show them how close they are to the rest of us poor slobs.
Nice asterisk use.
It looks like the fish on her shirt is licking her armpit. I was transfixed,
this is entirely accurate.
great insight into why we all hate the fuck out of ann romney. and i'm not being mean. girlfriend is wildly alienating.
Or, to quote that one stanza of the original song that everyone skips:
As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." But on the other side it didn't say nothing, That side was made for you and me.
Wal-Mart has a sale on pitchforks in Aisle 27.
Nice. She has the chance now to present herself and her husband as sensible, decent, moderate conservatives - the sort that might actually have been able to win an election in this country, but instead she throws in with the Tea Party. What a fucking tool.
Who the fuck needs a basement on a beachfront home anyway? Why? So you can sit in it and not enjoy the sunlight and view? What a pack of assholes. Being on the beach itself is awesome, not building a giant box to store all your stuff in, your precious stuff.. Next time I'm in CA, I'm gonna walk down the PUBLIC beach, take out my public penis and piss across their property line to show them how close they are to the rest of us poor slobs.
Her modest house is only 8 or 9 times bigger than mine.
She won't find herself living in a shotgun shack.
How nice it is to again read witty statements from her Highness of P points.
BEST comment of the day! Thanks for the much-needed laugh
Holy shit, it's Ayn Rand's utopia
so it's an albatross on her shirt...
What, no blintzes or champagne? But at least you were entertaining, right?! Oh gawd, I hope you were entertaining. The humanity!!
You mean <a href="http:\/\/www.vinejet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/gulfstream-in-4.jpg" target="_blank">Gulfstream</a> waters.
I wonder if they stock Perrier, or Evian?
Well, at least you weren&#039;t forced to consume Canadian whizkey.