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The only public good this woman's done is give Kate McKinnon something to do on SNL.

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Gull of Amercia, please.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I propose to you that TV makes people stupid.

Exhibit 1: Good Morning America, next Wednesday.

Your honor, the prosecution rests.

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Beluga and toast points please. And a NYT, if they have it.

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I would rather watch banana slugs fuck.

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Has anybody identified that species? Looks to me like some sort of gull.

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Once upon a time the Today show had a chimp as a permanent cohost.

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I hope she brings some pictures of her new Cadillac taking its maiden ride in the car elevator and tells us all how hard it is out in the world and we should just suck it up and get in the ring. And her petit four recipes...

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I was thinking she'd interrupt all the other hosts/guests.

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I hope to God they aren't paying her at all. I guess they might have to pay union scale which would be ironic and hilarious.

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Can't wait for the cooking segment. American cheese and mayo on Wonder Bread with some delicious Campbell's Tomato.

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She should host Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire.

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That picture. I've never seen a carp barf.

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