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Send pictures and they don't have to be the dirty kind. Yeeeehaw!

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late to comment but heartiest wishes all the same and may you ever find wonkette style humor in everything you do!

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Further congratulations and best wishes from the Left Coast. I'm afraid I'll have to attend by videostream. There will be a stream, won't there?

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My gaydar pegged the needle.

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Awwwwwww. Good luck you two. May your orgasms be strong and long, your house never get mold and your life together never ever have regrets.

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My wife doesn’t allow me to do toasts at weddings any more.

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Warm congratulations to both couples. I'm slightly disappointed that the Boehner-Cantor wedding won't be officiated by Wonkette, but I gather that the pair prefers to be locked in holy union in the state of NY. They've booked that cute little church down on Wall Street.

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