Happy Ceremonial Inauguration Day! On this, the day Big Barry Bamz The Dancing Muslim said "gay marriage" in a real inaugural address , we bring you further news of the crumbling Judeo-Christian democracy: You may recall a little contest in which we offered to
Further congratulations and best wishes from the Left Coast. I'm afraid I'll have to attend by videostream. There will be a stream, won't there?
Warm congratulations to both couples. I'm slightly disappointed that the Boehner-Cantor wedding won't be officiated by Wonkette, but I gather that the pair prefers to be locked in holy union in the state of NY. They've booked that cute little church down on Wall Street.
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Send pictures and they don't have to be the dirty kind. Yeeeehaw!
late to comment but heartiest wishes all the same and may you ever find wonkette style humor in everything you do!
Further congratulations and best wishes from the Left Coast. I'm afraid I'll have to attend by videostream. There will be a stream, won't there?
My gaydar pegged the needle.
Awwwwwww. Good luck you two. May your orgasms be strong and long, your house never get mold and your life together never ever have regrets.
My wife doesn’t allow me to do toasts at weddings any more.
Warm congratulations to both couples. I'm slightly disappointed that the Boehner-Cantor wedding won't be officiated by Wonkette, but I gather that the pair prefers to be locked in holy union in the state of NY. They've booked that cute little church down on Wall Street.