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BeachLoafer's avatar

There are actually worthwhile thoughts here, which I'm sure the Editrix can deftly separate from the snark.

BeachLoafer's avatar

Another +1 for Wonkitburo, not to be confused with Wankitburo or Wonkitburito

Beyond that, Mistress Editrix, I humbly offer my services for the selection committee (no fucking way do I want to listen to the caterwauling the poor schmuck who actually does the implementation is going to be subjected to). I have relevant expertise that I can bring to the table.

If interested, I'm glad to communicate further and bring out the geek talk.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It wasn't me, but I <i>did</i> move your cheese.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wonker, stomper, bomper, boo. It's the <i>Wonker Room</i>.

There's your damn committe name.

bobbert's avatar

Now, that's fucking old.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I volunteer to check references. Just make applicants provide them.

-What's the nature of your relationship with [applicant] -Can [applicant] hold his/her liquor? -Have you ever seen [applicant] enjoying some sideboob? -Is this person a lazy piece of shit, or what?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Thank you! That's the first thing I thought of,also, too.

chascates's avatar

Sounds good to both MZ and PrdGrnPa's ideas. Onward, through the fog!!