Kid Zoom is the son of Yr Doktor Zoom. He is 15 and a sophomore in high school. He got this gig by making a boob joke. As of right now, I am going to do what every English teacher has ever told me not to: tell you what my writing will be about! It is going to be about the Internet, that you are wasting your life on RIGHT NOW, and how it is bad for children and other living things.
I liked "yet another baking soda volcano of teenage suffering has had the vinegar of the internet dumped on it in this science fair of hell that is high-school" myself.
"Smithers, who is that firebrand?" "Uh, that's Kid Zoom, one of your drones from Sector 7-G." "Kid Zoom, eh? I like the cut of his jib!"
I liked "yet another baking soda volcano of teenage suffering has had the vinegar of the internet dumped on it in this science fair of hell that is high-school" myself.
I have a promising past. Does that count?
Holy crap, you're right. I still use my Cafe Utne password and that's got to be pre-1997.
"and I’m like :( "
Harrrrumph! That's right, I said HARRRRRUMPH!
Welcome to the Monkey House kid.
And are still thinking up today?!?!!!
Perfection, no?
As good an excuse as any to link to <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/54yBV6i0IqA" target="_blank">The Vienna Sausage Choir</a>.
Happiness. Happiness. Hap-piness. Haa-piness. Haaaa-penis! There! I said it!
He&#039;s only mostly dead.
That quote (or rather, the original it was based on) is now 20 years old. Five years older than Kid Zoom.
This has been your depressing realization for today.
Off topic but Bieber has had his monkey confiscated. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/30/justin-bieber-monke...">http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/...
must be one of those snap chat jokes
&quot;How&#039;d ya learn the word &quot;penis&quot; in Idaho?&#039;
probably from Larry Craig
Kid, you get more and more AWESOME.
This reflects so well on your snarky dad that it&#039;ll irritate the crap out of you for awhile, but whtevs.
No, that was Lindsey Graham&#039;s twitter feed.
&quot;Smithers, who is that firebrand?&quot; &quot;Uh, that&#039;s Kid Zoom, one of your drones from Sector 7-G.&quot; &quot;Kid Zoom, eh? I like the cut of his jib!&quot;