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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Uno, it seems legit, because Karl Rove was not Sorry for his reaction on teevee.

(Still available for terrible punmanship: Mousetrap, Operation, and Boggle!)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The age of man is over. The time of the Orc has come!

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babo's avatar

I Thank You Anonymous I wish you can hack in to news media to tell the Americans about hillary clinton they need to wake up her supporters are sheep,Thank you again and please staay safe and GOD Bless you

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bobbert's avatar

My kids were listening to that for six months before I finally heard the non-airplay version and it made sense.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

GAH!!!11!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Not really. Orcas are smart, powerful, lithe, and mostly black. Karl Rove has only ever been one of these, but he is powerful no longer.

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Lot_49's avatar

It's easy to see why their plot was successful. The hid behind a <i>password protected</i> firewall. Sheer unhackable genius!

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diogenez's avatar

So, who do we trust to oversee and protect our election process? DIEBOLD?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Actually I hacked into the Anonymous hack and had it turn every other vote for Ron Paul into a vote for The Lizard People. I don’t think anyone noticed.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe now we can find out what Wonder Bread is made of.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That was a bizarre reaction...

Anonymous didn't plant anything to implicate Rove because that pusbag is apparently immune and untouchable, able to flip off Congress when he's subpoenaed and such.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It hasn't really been proven yet that his phylum has nerve receptors.

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Bezoar's avatar

I dunno....there's a certain plausibility here....and, thinking the fix was in (remember 'The Sting") could account for Karl's befuddled outrage and incredulity... Maybe we should ask Mythbusters to look into it.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Plausible...

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schmannity's avatar

Please send a bouquet of Turdblossoms as condolences.

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PubOption's avatar

Their message is too verbose, the teabaggers will never understand it.

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