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We're FINALLY declaring war on the Covenant. REMEMBER REACH! Ooo, and guess what I bought yesterday?

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Obama will confirm he's a Muslim socialist and that guns, Christianity, and NASCAR are forthwith banned. After one third of the nation dies of a heart attack or suicide he'll announce he was just kidding and we'll win the November elections in a landslide.

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Twogoats for president!

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It better be a personal jet pack or I'm moving to France.

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[Sweet Vidalia Onions, y'all! Give the Wonkette posse an opportunity to voice their fantasies, and look what comes spilling out. Amazing.]

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If only HE got the job done.

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Finally, mandatory gay abortions for all!

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I'd like to go for the last option...but that's just crazy talk.

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