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The Quirk's avatar

We're FINALLY declaring war on the Covenant. REMEMBER REACH! Ooo, and guess what I bought yesterday?

chascates's avatar

Obama will confirm he's a Muslim socialist and that guns, Christianity, and NASCAR are forthwith banned. After one third of the nation dies of a heart attack or suicide he'll announce he was just kidding and we'll win the November elections in a landslide.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It better be a personal jet pack or I'm moving to France.

Spurning Beer's avatar

[Sweet Vidalia Onions, y'all! Give the Wonkette posse an opportunity to voice their fantasies, and look what comes spilling out. Amazing.]

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If only HE got the job done.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Finally, mandatory gay abortions for all!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'd like to go for the last option...but that's just crazy talk.