Obama will confirm he's a Muslim socialist and that guns, Christianity, and NASCAR are forthwith banned. After one third of the nation dies of a heart attack or suicide he'll announce he was just kidding and we'll win the November elections in a landslide.
We're FINALLY declaring war on the Covenant. REMEMBER REACH! Ooo, and guess what I bought yesterday?
Obama will confirm he's a Muslim socialist and that guns, Christianity, and NASCAR are forthwith banned. After one third of the nation dies of a heart attack or suicide he'll announce he was just kidding and we'll win the November elections in a landslide.
Twogoats for president!
It better be a personal jet pack or I'm moving to France.
[Sweet Vidalia Onions, y'all! Give the Wonkette posse an opportunity to voice their fantasies, and look what comes spilling out. Amazing.]
If only HE got the job done.
Finally, mandatory gay abortions for all!
I'd like to go for the last option...but that's just crazy talk.