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bobbert's avatar

I fucking well hope not.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Walnuts! Where's Walnuts? We must bomb Nagorno-Kharabakh!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Loesch and Loesch (the Leopold and Loeb of responsible, attributable journamalisming) have received reports that it was the <i>termites</i> who were responsible for the shooting.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

For free.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Today, we are all orange.

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bobbert's avatar

Expect Goats.

Works for me.

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bobbert's avatar

An unconvicted WHITE COP!

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bobbert's avatar

Anyone want to give me 2:1 on Willlman?

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bobbert's avatar

With that analogy, I think you are overstating the NBP by a few orders of magnitude.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, yeah, because if they weren't anonymous they'd be in jail. Because we have some really strange laws regarding the intertubes.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

FURTHER BREAKING:

Ferguson PD Receives Application From George Zimmerman Stating He "Just Wants To Help"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Shh. Don't mention the War.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

What a coincidence! The officer in question is also named Anonymous!

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