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Another Country Called Trump A Dumbass, Can Somebody Please Fetch His Inhaler?
British Ambassador to the US Kim Darroch called Trump stupid A LOT OF TIMES. He was correct about that A LOT OF TIMES.
Recently, Donald Trump got very mad and sad because the president of Iran called him "retarded." That was not a very nice thing to say, because it is a hurtful word used against a marginalized group of people, but that's not why Trump was upset. Regardless, the president of Iran should be more sensitive when calling the American president names.
Fast forward to today, and a high-ranking official from another country, the UK's ambassador to the US -- so, one of our allies! -- has gotten caught calling Trump a fucking idiot, it got leaked, and now outgoing British Prime Minister Theresa May is having to say she's sorry thattruer words were never spokenit got leaked, and they're gonna find the leaker, and so on, you know the drill.
Ambassador Kim Darroch called Trump stupid A LOT OF TIMES in these leaked cables, which go back to the early days of the Trump regime:
Britain's Ambassador to Washington has described Donald Trump as 'inept', 'insecure' and 'incompetent' in a series of explosive memos to Downing Street.
Sir Kim Darroch, one of Britain's top diplomats, used secret cables and briefing notes to impugn Trump's character, warning London that the White House was 'uniquely dysfunctional' and that the President's career could end in 'disgrace'.
Inept? CHECK.
Insecure? OH MY GOD.
Incompetent? LOLOLOL.
Uniquely dysfunctional? Yeah, it's pretty unique!
Trump's presidency could end in "disgrace"? That dude's mouth to God's ears!
The Daily Mail reports on some more ways Darroch called Trump a fucking moron:
In one of the most sensitive documents, Sir Kim writes: 'We don't really believe this Administration is going to become substantially more normal; less dysfunctional; less unpredictable; less faction riven; less diplomatically clumsy and inept.'
He also says that he doesn't think Trump's White House will 'ever look competent'.
Most Americans would agree!
Anyway, remember how giggly Trump was after his UK state visit, where they all acted very nice to his face, while half of London hit the streets to point and laugh at him? We are just reminding Trump, in case he had forgotten.
Let's read more jolly British words from the jolly British ambassador, calling Trump a fucking moron some more times, and also maybe a foreign agent for Russia:
The most incendiary paper is a letter to National Security Adviser Sir Mark Sedwill sent on June 22, 2017 – 150 days into the Trump administration – and copied to what Sir Kim describes as a 'strictly limited' number of senior figures in Downing Street and the Foreign Office.
It says media reports of 'vicious infighting and chaos' inside the White House – dismissed by Trump as 'fake news' – are 'mostly true'.
And referring to allegations of collusion between the Trump camp and Russia – since largely disproved – the memo says: 'The worst cannot be ruled out.'
YIKES. (Also, the Daily Mail needs to read the fucking Mueller Report, because "collusion" has not been "largely disproved," you fucking lazy-ass tabloid "journalists.")
There are approximately 3,000 more pages of detail in the Daily Mail piece, because as usual, they don't appear to have editors.
As we noted, Theresa May's people are saying OH BOLLOCKS and expressing that it is a "matter of regret" that these hilarious diplomatic cables have been exposed to the world, and saying May definitely does not agree with Kim Darroch's extremely sober assessment of President Shitmouth. They don't sound that sorry, though, or at least not sorry enough to call the ambassador back to the UK.
Of course, You Know Who is having a temper tantrum. He started Sunday:
"We're not big fans of that man (Darroch) and he has not served the UK well. … I can say things about him, but I won't bother," the President said Sunday.
And now he is whining on Twitter today:
Uh huh, OK, suck up to the Queen of England, you dumb fucking loser. We'd bet AN ENTIRE HANDFUL OF TUPPENCE that if Trump heard what she said about him behind closed doors, he might never recover, not that we have any personal insight into what kind of epic shade Queen Elizabeth may or may not throw at Trump when the cameras aren't around.
Anyway, the point is that one of the highest ranking diplomats from one of our closest and most steadfast allies has called Trump the dumb fucking yuckbaby he is, and we are glad for that.
OPEN THREAD!
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Another Country Called Trump A Dumbass, Can Somebody Please Fetch His Inhaler?
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