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Rick Gardner's avatar

the cake is lovely ...

Rick Gardner's avatar

I want to do Vesuvius with little raisin bodies all over it .

Rick Gardner's avatar

get those damn sodomies off my lawn ...

tinker12's avatar

That cake reminds me of the ones my mother used to give me for my birthday, which is right before Xmas. The cake would always say: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus and "Tinker12" as if I was an afterthought. I keep threatening to have a Jealous of Jesus party for all of my December-born friends.

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Commie socialists with the highest standard of living in the world, so they're doing something right.

willi0000000's avatar

i once carried an uncle's 50th birthday cake from the kitchen to the dining . . . all 50 candles lit on a too-small cake.

[ still trying (vainly) to regrow eyebrows ]

willi0000000's avatar

there you go . . . bringing facts and reason to a shitfight.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

An example of that being some difficult shit:

Congratulations Eutha and Hjørdis!

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Wait, you can order gay candlesticks and rump roasts?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I would rather eat a gay New York City pizza than the straightest Pizza Hut glop on earth.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I wish you libtards wouldn't confuse me with this "long established legal principals" stuff. It's giving my reptilian brain a hurt.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Oh, sure, if you want to drag logic into it.

aureolamanita's avatar

Well, what if the alternative is $250K from GoFundMe?

The question you have to ask yourself is this: "Is our wingnuts learning?" (How to position theyselves for a seat on the griftbilly train.)