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Rick Gardner's avatar

the cake is lovely ...

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Rick Gardner's avatar

I want to do Vesuvius with little raisin bodies all over it .

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Rick Gardner's avatar

get those damn sodomies off my lawn ...

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tinker12's avatar

That cake reminds me of the ones my mother used to give me for my birthday, which is right before Xmas. The cake would always say: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus and "Tinker12" as if I was an afterthought. I keep threatening to have a Jealous of Jesus party for all of my December-born friends.

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tinker12's avatar

Commie socialists with the highest standard of living in the world, so they're doing something right.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The Soup Nazi?

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willi0000000's avatar

i once carried an uncle's 50th birthday cake from the kitchen to the dining . . . all 50 candles lit on a too-small cake.

[ still trying (vainly) to regrow eyebrows ]

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willi0000000's avatar

there you go . . . bringing facts and reason to a shitfight.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

An example of that being some difficult shit:

Congratulations Eutha and Hjørdis!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wait, you can order gay candlesticks and rump roasts?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I would rather eat a gay New York City pizza than the straightest Pizza Hut glop on earth.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I wish you libtards wouldn't confuse me with this "long established legal principals" stuff. It's giving my reptilian brain a hurt.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Oh, sure, if you want to drag logic into it.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Well, what if the alternative is $250K from GoFundMe?

The question you have to ask yourself is this: "Is our wingnuts learning?" (How to position theyselves for a seat on the griftbilly train.)

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nothingisamiss's avatar

Only for passover.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Oh, the humanity!

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