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the cake is lovely ...

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I want to do Vesuvius with little raisin bodies all over it .

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get those damn sodomies off my lawn ...

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That cake reminds me of the ones my mother used to give me for my birthday, which is right before Xmas. The cake would always say: Happy Birthday Baby Jesus and "Tinker12" as if I was an afterthought. I keep threatening to have a Jealous of Jesus party for all of my December-born friends.

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Commie socialists with the highest standard of living in the world, so they're doing something right.

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The Soup Nazi?

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i once carried an uncle's 50th birthday cake from the kitchen to the dining . . . all 50 candles lit on a too-small cake.

[ still trying (vainly) to regrow eyebrows ]

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there you go . . . bringing facts and reason to a shitfight.

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An example of that being some difficult shit:

Congratulations Eutha and Hjørdis!

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Wait, you can order gay candlesticks and rump roasts?

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I would rather eat a gay New York City pizza than the straightest Pizza Hut glop on earth.

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I wish you libtards wouldn't confuse me with this "long established legal principals" stuff. It's giving my reptilian brain a hurt.

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Oh, sure, if you want to drag logic into it.

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Well, what if the alternative is $250K from GoFundMe?

The question you have to ask yourself is this: "Is our wingnuts learning?" (How to position theyselves for a seat on the griftbilly train.)

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Only for passover.

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Oh, the humanity!

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