Well, we've got the cute animals up, so you know something horrible has happened: A gunman and one student are dead in a shooting at Reynolds High School in Troutdale, Oregon -- about 15 miles east of Portland -- on the next-to-last day of the school year. Details still coming out, but brace yourself for the usual drill: this was the inevitable result of taking God out of the schools, liberal teachers, the lack of enough guns in the hands of Good Guys, the usual. Just remember, guns are not the problem. Guns are not the problem. Guns are not the problem.
It's the NRA, not the mouth-breathing gunfuckers, who buy off lawmakers and get flat-out insane laws passed. They are the ones we need to hammer, hard.
It'll be a segment on the news-- "Today, no children were shot at a bus stop. No children were shot in their school or playground. No one was shot at a store or restaurant. It was a GOOD day."
Look, really-- I know LaPierre is NOT one of the Good Guys, but let's keep in mind: when the NRA and gun magazines have had moments of clarity-- whether it's opposing the Open Carry maniacs or finally admitting that maybe SOME teensy regulation might be a good idea-- they were shouted down and threatened with boycotts and (I have to assume) shooting. The Monster is unleashed, and while kicking Dr. Frankenstein in the balls a few times might make us feel better, nothing's going to stop the actual Monster but torches and pitchforks.
STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER! STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER!
Gun-grabbing liebruls.
Unless you miss. (Don't laugh -- it's happened.)
Does anyone ever manage to climb the rope in gym? I never saw any attempts that got more than about a third of the way up.
Reptilians. With laser eyes and magic guns.
holy SHIT that's adorable.
though i'm pretty sure the zoo has been punk'd and those are just some damn cute tabbies.
preach.
It's the NRA, not the mouth-breathing gunfuckers, who buy off lawmakers and get flat-out insane laws passed. They are the ones we need to hammer, hard.
So what we need is slower bullets!
right to <u>have </u>arms, not in the constitushun. just bear them.
It&#039;ll be a segment on the news-- &quot;Today, no children were shot at a bus stop. No children were shot in their school or playground. No one was shot at a store or restaurant. It was a GOOD day.&quot;
These segments will be increasingly rare.
How about &quot;Horrified Recognition&quot;?
Look, really-- I know LaPierre is NOT one of the Good Guys, but let&#039;s keep in mind: when the NRA and gun magazines have had moments of clarity-- whether it&#039;s opposing the Open Carry maniacs or finally admitting that maybe SOME teensy regulation might be a good idea-- they were shouted down and threatened with boycotts and (I have to assume) shooting. The Monster is unleashed, and while kicking Dr. Frankenstein in the balls a few times might make us feel better, nothing&#039;s going to stop the actual Monster but torches and pitchforks.
A long, cleansing rain of fire. Except that will just be blamed on gay marriage.
Hitting Cute Overload.com myself.
Brampton, Ontario.