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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER! STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Gun-grabbing liebruls.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Unless you miss. (Don't laugh -- it's happened.)

Lefty Mark's avatar

Does anyone ever manage to climb the rope in gym? I never saw any attempts that got more than about a third of the way up.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Reptilians. With laser eyes and magic guns.

fuflans's avatar

holy SHIT that's adorable.

though i'm pretty sure the zoo has been punk'd and those are just some damn cute tabbies.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the NRA, not the mouth-breathing gunfuckers, who buy off lawmakers and get flat-out insane laws passed. They are the ones we need to hammer, hard.

The Quirk's avatar

So what we need is slower bullets!

artem1s's avatar

right to <u>have </u>arms, not in the constitushun. just bear them.

The Quirk's avatar

It'll be a segment on the news-- "Today, no children were shot at a bus stop. No children were shot in their school or playground. No one was shot at a store or restaurant. It was a GOOD day."

These segments will be increasingly rare.

The Quirk's avatar

How about "Horrified Recognition"?

The Quirk's avatar

Look, really-- I know LaPierre is NOT one of the Good Guys, but let's keep in mind: when the NRA and gun magazines have had moments of clarity-- whether it's opposing the Open Carry maniacs or finally admitting that maybe SOME teensy regulation might be a good idea-- they were shouted down and threatened with boycotts and (I have to assume) shooting. The Monster is unleashed, and while kicking Dr. Frankenstein in the balls a few times might make us feel better, nothing's going to stop the actual Monster but torches and pitchforks.

The Quirk's avatar

A long, cleansing rain of fire. Except that will just be blamed on gay marriage.