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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I just can't stop looking at the stubby digits on Drumpf. Compare those to the hands of Prime Minister Trudeau and President Obama in the pic posted by MarkM. No wonder Donny is so sensitive about being called a short-fingered vulgarian. Truth hurts.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I couldn't help but sing along and now I need to slap myself for disrespecting The Mama's & The Papa's like that. Well done, good sir.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... there's a video clip out there comparing President Obama handling a heckler/protester to Drumpenfuehrer doing the same. Clearly only one of these two is deserving of the term "presidential".

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... yeah, that happened to me once, but then... 🎶 I read the news today - oh boy.🎶

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Steven Swenson's avatar

He was arrested for trespassing. And the old guy was arrested for assault.

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Steven Swenson's avatar

If they saw it.. those officers should be censured.

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Steven Swenson's avatar

Um, no. It is about equal opportunity, governance at lowest level possible, smaller gov, smaller tax for all, security and sovereignty of the United states and defense of her interests.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Fuck off back to Drumpfsylvania, asswipe.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Want to try that one more time in English, cupcake?

Or French or German... I speak those, too.

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Lamashtar's avatar

7 of the deputies were just suspended or demoted, the news wasn't clear.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

My English Literature degree says otherwise.

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Boojum's avatar

Hold my beer an watch is.

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Courser's avatar

Trump probably wouldn't be there if Jorge was there. Trump threw him out at a speech last year.

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Last Hussar's avatar

I'd like to pet your purple pony. How is Schroedinger doing on that statement?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

that never gets old

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Dylan Black's avatar

Hmm, now I want to explore the economics of having a fireworks stand outside a trump rally, that does seem like a potentially lucrative racket.

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