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He had his fingers crossed.

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Judge Chuang, eh? Sounds kinda MOOSLIM to me!

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Iä! Iä! C'Trumphu fhtagn! Bigly!

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Another record!

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Not at all. The Food Truck family is well known in that part of the US.

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Every time I read about this dumbass administration shooting itself in the foot, the Benny Hill music plays in my head. (Yakety sax?)

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For or against?

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That only takes him to western New York.

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Better than being raised with morels. https://wildfoodism.files.w...

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Oh, how I wish!

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Our hearts are with all and we support you. Yay FEMA and First Responders.

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They can call it a "muslin" ban and claim they're just really against scratchy fabrics.

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I honestly think he believes his job is "King of America."

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Lie. Including to himself.

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Everyone needs a little roughage in their diet.

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I refer to men I'd never in this world, not if you paid me, sleep with as Chads. Usually they wear pink pants and USC Gamecocks baseball caps.

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