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Sounds about white.

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He looked into the abyss and flinched.

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"Given a choice... I'd take the seasick crocodile." - YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH

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He did it as a class project for school.

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Yeah, a short little old scold with a whiny, nasal voice and a Brooklyn accent is really going to get the black folks in Michigan all excited.

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Exactly. Times Square may have gained a three-story M&M store under his reign, but the subways got worse and the city pushed out huge numbers of middle-class workers out of town.

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The flying every weekend to Bermuda with his mistress thing is also a bit of a problem.

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Washington isn't enough for that?

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...and he's traveling 50 miles per hour...

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We use clams in our stuffing. I won't tell you where they're from, because I take enough abuse already.

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I love how when the Republicans are screaming NO SOSHULLIZMZ! and the democrats are running on extending health care to the poor while addressing economic inequality, the mass media are declaring white billionaires "centrist".

Yeah. On economic inequality, billionaires are definitely the centrists. Good job, NYTimes.

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That wasn't the abyss. That was just a tuna casserole.

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Good call, great in fact : )

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Nice.

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What I see is another case of “I’d looove to see a woman president, except her. Or her, or her”. I really think, whether it’s men, or the Democratic Party machine, or this Sunday’s pundit, there are a lot of people that don’t believe that a woman can win this year either.Nobody gets all broken up about any man that might not win, but every woman is a possible setback to her gender, to her country because she has the audacity to run because she might not win. I would give ALOT to see Trump on the debate stage with Warren or Harris. I wouldn’t be surprised if he refused to debate.Jesús i do go on.

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